What is the definition of Forestry Human Experiments?

"Forestry human experiments" is a playful way of saying "government-sponsored tree-planting trials that turn your backyard into a 'nature laboratory' where we throw random, untested human subjects at trees and hope for the best. It's like if the USDA decided to let us all be human guinea pigs for their new 'ustainable living' program, but instead of carrots, they threw in questionable health supplements."

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Edgy example sentence: "The forestry human experiments revealed that the new 'ustainable living' program actually turns all participants into walking, breathing, carbon-absorbing human compost."